Ban Left-Handed Marriage
It is estimated that nearly 10% of the population is left-handed, clearly it is unnatural as 90% of the population is right-handed. We must stop left-handed people from forcing us to accept their deviance and not allow them to teach our children that it is okay to use either hand.
Just as today we laugh when reading that people used to think left-handedness was a sign of evil, I’m sure in the future we will laugh at how many people today still consider homosexuality evil.
Somewhat Sinful 
Now, I don’t have anything against left-handed people. I just don’t agree with their lifestyle.